whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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