What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

my penis

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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