- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

penis. nuff said.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Fat? Jesse Z

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

9/11 my birthday

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

I wrote a funny joke.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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