Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

NEVER

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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