- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How did the black person die? Of old age

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What page are you on The gay page.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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