- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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