- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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