- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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