- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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