- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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