Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Justin's life

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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