- Anti Joke

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed