- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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