- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Your mam is so fat.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

The GOV and the WHO?

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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