- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

How did th-A fridge.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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