- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

hi

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

it was all Tagart

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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