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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

whats white and sticky glue

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Women outside of the kitchen.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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