- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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