How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Women's professional sports

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

This is an anti-joke.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A dog is always in the pushup position.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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