- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

9/11 my birthday

I wrote a funny joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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