- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Yellow People !!

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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