What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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