- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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