Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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