- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

womens rights.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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