Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

a man checks his mypsace

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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