- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

^ That's not even funny ^

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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