- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Okay.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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