Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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