- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Okay.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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