69...you know how awkward this is now...

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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