There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

woman's rights

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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