Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why so serious ?

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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