- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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