- Anti Joke

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Tilt your screen back

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato