- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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