- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Cripples are lame.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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