- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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