- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What page are you on The gay page.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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