Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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