- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

your no better than a cockroach

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Badabing.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

knock knock... ...no answer

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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