A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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