Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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