Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

4 hours later.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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