What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Womens rights.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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lets bomb africa

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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