Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Homo say what?

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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