- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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