- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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