- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

So a bar walks into a man...

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

The queen having a shit

Turkeys are obese

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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