Hello penis

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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