- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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