What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

hers a joke... japanese people

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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