Apple hates Blackberry.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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