What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Yo mama so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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