- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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