- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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