- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Phew... it's gone.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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