What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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