Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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