why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

a chinese man pays the full price

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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