- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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