what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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