- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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