Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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No your aunties a joke

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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this website is a bad joke

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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