Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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