- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??