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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Where are you going Your house

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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