Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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