- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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