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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

knock knock? come in

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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