Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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