how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Chick Norris... Enough said

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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