- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

I'm so punny.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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