- Anti Joke

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O