- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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