Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What does? 42

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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