what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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