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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what are you mike bibby?

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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