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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Racial equality.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what's funny about war? nothing!

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

there once was a black man who played basketball

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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