- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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