what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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