What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

women's rights

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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