- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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