Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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