Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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