- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

knock knock come in !

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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