- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Connor is homosexuaI

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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