the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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