- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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