What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

You know what's natural? Bears.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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