What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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