Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Obama lin Baden.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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