What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Anti Joke

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