A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Anti Joke

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