how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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