- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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