LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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