Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Haha, I get it..

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An anti-joke

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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