How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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