- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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