- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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