Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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João Duarte reads this.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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andrew wagner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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