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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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