- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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