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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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