- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Do the roar!

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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