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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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