Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

knock knock who's there? faith

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

school homewrok

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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