What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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