- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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