Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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