- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Knock Knock Who's there

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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