- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

tommy is retared

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Sarah Palin.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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