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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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