- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

penis. nuff said.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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