- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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