What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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This is an anti-joke.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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