- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

i wonder who made this website? a human

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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