Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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