Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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