- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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