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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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