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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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