- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

i love to lick...

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

._____________________. Whale!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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