Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A guy walks into a bar

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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