- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.