- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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