- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

outside your comfort zone

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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