Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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