I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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A pope meets another one

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Rylan Clark

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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