A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

what's the difference between a duck?

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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