A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

im saul and i love cock

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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