How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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ask me if im a door yes

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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