roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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