what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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