- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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