A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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