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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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