A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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