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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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