- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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