Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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