Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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