A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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hello anomonous

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