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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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