A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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