- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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