Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

kennah campion... being nice

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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