What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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guess what? bannanas

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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