You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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