- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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