Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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