- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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