- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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