- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Jebron Lames.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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