What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

You know whats annoying? Steve

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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