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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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