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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Of course, first door on your left

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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