What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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salad days!

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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