Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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school homewrok

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Gay rights.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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justin beiber sucks

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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