Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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