- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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