Committing Suicide #YOLO

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Brain fart

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

if you don't like this you're gay

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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