- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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