have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

woman's rights

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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