- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Your Mom The End.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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