What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Knock knock. Get out!!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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