Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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