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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Japan

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Yes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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