a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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