- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

My cat just died.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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