- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A women in the kitchen.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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