- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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