-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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one stop shop

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Anti Joke

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