- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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