- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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