- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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