A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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My spelling is horrible

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Microwave

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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