what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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