what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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My jeans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Racial Equality

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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