Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

kieran is a homosexual

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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