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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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