- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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