- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A black man walks out of a police station

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Guess what? You guessed it.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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