Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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