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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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