- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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