- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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