Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Chuck Norris.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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