- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

poopy is poopy

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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