- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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