- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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