- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

im not black, im Joseph Kony

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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