- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

A man penetrates another man.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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