- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

men, men like men= men+bed

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

A muslim walks out of a plane.

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