- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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