A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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