- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Beka has AIDS

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.