What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Racial equality.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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