what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Women's Rights.

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