Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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I'm homeless.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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