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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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