- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

i dont fisish anythi

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Poop

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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