xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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