- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did Reed read? A. Read?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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