- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

PENIS that is all

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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