- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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