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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

There was a chicken. It squarked.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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