Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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