I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Eric is gay Ha

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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swag

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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