- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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