Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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your life

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first

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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