What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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