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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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