Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What is my name? I dont know

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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