Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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