- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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