why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Where's my baby??

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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